Friday, April 1, 2011

Wedding Cards Messages Funny

ROUCO, CRISIS OF FAITH IN A WORLD OF PPEG PAGANO

No doubt, believers are a minority, an alien race of humans in danger of extinction in the affluent West, bourgeois and decadent. To Monsignor Rocco Varela, sorry, Rouco Clavel, Rouco Siffedi Ah I dont give a! Well, that. It urged the priests to priests! to believe "really " in God and practice of frequent confession to end the crisis of faith withers their properties, already exhausted. I already said that it smelled like burnt horn, never better, and that if God is ubiquitous, it is not I who does not dispute, and if they had to find a place where his presence was tenuous to say the least that was without any doubt, the Vatican. There, on the tomb of St. Peter, or so they say, has built itself a church and worship there is a spiritual entity, yes, but what is God? All indications are that no, but of course is just a personal impression of a Catholic heresy, or is, a server. Look, now that I think, I am also Communist heretic. Total deal better left covered heretic all areas and already we? Well, hala.

In this case I agree with the English cardinal whose name I always bundled because I am testing, like any other believer "real" - not like these cures operetta Don Rouco complaint - an island in the middle of an ocean of paganism, atheism other "isms" equally "descastaos." The evidence, as I say, are unquestionable, overwhelming, compelling, for example, to me, those who depend on my list ends with the bank that I squeezed through mortgages and loans - the Devil, as is known, can take many forms, to me appears to me in Which bank is going to do it! - I require a leap of faith for me to believe that they will continue paying me and that I have suffered cuts are temporary, but my creditors are atheists, pagans, or maybe you know what cojones are, in any case are not Catholic or Christians because they have no faith or practice healthy Christian charity, or Christian resignation, and put the other cheek when slapped them, but quite the opposite. And Rocco Varela partners Damn! of Rouco, those bloated pedophiles living like royalty in the state of the Vatican, Rome, Italy, land of Berlusconi, show few virtues of those who allegedly preached a certain Jesus of Nazareth, you already know, even hearsay. Please believe me, Take a look at the press and see. So Rocco Ah! ROUCO! and I are "the last believers" such as those of the Mohicans James Fenimore Cooper novel, or how they call, and with all due respect I need your help to make these bastards to faith, I speak of Iberdrola, the company the waters of my city, bank, grocer corner, hairdresser, the florist, the butane and even the bastard son of a bitch from the supermarket which seeks to collect plastic bags. Everything has gone up except my salary has gone down, and yes, I do at that point require an act of faith, as I say, to blindly believe the word of God, we praise to the Lord.

In a world dominated by moral relativism, aggressive secularism, paganism rooted, the distortion of beliefs in the midst of a crisis of faith of boundless dimensions, just when all seemed lost forever, a new hero emerges , a hero of faith, the last Catholic, there CLAVEL ROCCO! - Well, it's called, which is well - aided by his faithful squire, The Enrique Casanova, a cute and quirky squint that serves Gonfaloniere, waiter and moral support. Do not tell me you do not give a manga comic. Then come to what wait! Mother! God, or whatever, we caught Confess!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Will Injecting Lorcet Kill You

OPENINGS GIVE YOUR HOME

The latest in openings, which has arisen due to the bold reform of the electoral law which eradicates the healthy habit of our leaders inaugurated the monumental works Time - style when opened swamps Caudillo Another "trend topic" - in the two months immediately preceding an election day, is to cut the ribbon before it is done what is inaugurated. And as the last remnants of extinct País Valenciano our leaders are skilled in the art, which have shown too well to get become a "big event" political corruption, Don Carlos Fabra - President of the Diputación de Castellón - and Francisco Camps, Molt Honorable President of the Generalitat (Valencia), have made a paste with fanfare opening included Do not fart in ná! Have opened an airport, Castellón, which has no planes. Then, the witty President of the Diputación de Castellón, Carlos Fabra, the gentleman who always wears dark glasses, told reporters that "an airport is for people " and therefore "During any month and a half citizen who wishes may walk the runway. "

Do not think that the thing is trivial because a precedent. If you now have opened an airport where no planes but happy people lobbing on the tracks and how these people have no limits, do not be surprised to soon inaugurate hospitals without patient-or as doctors as, schools without pupils or teachers, highways with no cars, no boats ports, et cetera. Bearing in mind that anything is considered a "special event" for Camps and company, as I have come to turn Camps sitting on the dock - and the accused - in a mass spectacle, and they Like I say May 23, as will thing, attended the inauguration of a Consell (Regional Government) without Chairperson or Consellers / s (Councillors). We are, believe it or not, traffic doors of the "political fantasy" of an autonomous government for sticking to a "policy valleinclanesca" a grotesque Consell. And do not laugh you vote these people in mass, giving most absolutísima, we pass a road and transit of bipartisanship - a sad imitation of Time dynastic parties of the Restoration - the one-party regime, the old style. This, ladies and gentlemen, says little and nothing good from you all. Maybe it is because they gives trouble in the Autonomous Community of Valencia takes place every election, without missing any, "the miracle of the vote and PPEC", for which no one votes for the party that wins most absolutísima invariably, which happens to be the one to which they belong Fabra, Camps, Rita, and others / as, or PP.

Well, the truth is that this policy is good to see how great it can open things are good for nothing opens the door to all sorts of excesses and eccentricities, a source of pleasure for the senses and huge profits for tourism industry. You'll see as you take advantage and make grotesque openings in another "big event" proliferating across the Valencia region, including in the offers of "tour operators" among the Fallas, the Magdalena and The Bonfires of San Juan, among other mass parties. Think that soon we could enjoy, say, the mayor or the mayor of your town or your town, opening a DRYLAND marsh in a sailboat or a port in Caroig Mazizo Hala! Power to the imagination!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Apollo 13 And Newton's 3 Laws



said Stalin, a man with high moral values, that "one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" which is a paradigm that takes hold the Prime Minister of Spain, Zapatero as to justify saving the banks to the ruin of a million families. As Nicolás Mengual points in his blog "The Journey of Odysseus ", "No matter what a family or two or twenty or even twenty thousand, to sink. Who cares! But do not let it sink the financial system that has ruined us all, that has deceived us all and is now leading the way governments choose between all that we solve the problem "because of what it is not statistics but of the tragedy, the tragedy of the bank, poor, always weak and exposed the avatars and the greedy hoard Veled families. Hence the ZP, the avenger of the bank, rejected the Congress of Deputies "in lieu of payment" which is basically that when you can not afford to pay the mortgage can cancel it by delivering the property , home to the bank, figure that exists in other countries like the United States of America, which must be suicidal to what is seen.

ERC deputy, Don Joan Ridao, called "Joan" here and in China, had no occurrence - What boy! - To ask Don José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero if he was on the side of banking or good people and if it seemed right that a person who loses their home because they can not be seized to pay the mortgage for life, the person say. To which the illustrious ZP replied that "the good people have their money in banks" and that the bank is basically like "Vincent", or "where is the good people" and thus save the bank is save the good people. The crowd, which is always ungrateful, believes differently to the Prime Minister and identifies the bench that is constantly vultures never stated commitment to squeeze in profit. So, ZP, a man of order, good people, not as vociferous mob that red and descamisaos, is clear on its side, the side of good people, people of order, which is the side of the bank, which as everyone knows always win, there must be. And if the public, or is "service" is concerned, or have concerns about their immediate future, for example, where shelter after suffering eviction for nonpayment of the mortgage, which is not exempt from the obligation to continue paying " the letters "always have the consolation of knowing that your football team has options to play in do not know what leagues and competitions the world again, and if not for these, as a last resort, you can entrust to the Virgin of Pilar or any of the other virgins, saints, Christ and other sculptures, because some of them are found to have miraculous powers, see for example the case of San Judas.

So, you know, can you immigrate to the USA, if allowed to enter, or spend raising your input begging for football, or go to church to pray and pay "cash money "or in kind - depending on your age - for a sculpture that will make a miracle out of this misery. But if you see that the mortgage they drown, do not hesitate to hand them their home in lieu of ZP because the bank will not be able, as I tell you, precisely because the same ZP - the Robin Hood of the Bank, which robs the poor to give to the rich - considered that such a practice would be a grave loss for the financial system, or is, as I say, people of order, of good and Sunday Mass, as God and the Leader - in that order - the orders. Okay, okay, that in countries like the USA itself that can, for nothing, get out there, and I already have.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Best Fuel Rated Pick Up Truck

ZP Qaddafi JAIMA burned her again.

That Muammar Gaddafi is a dodgy character and a dictator "estropeao" does not seem to be under discussion at this point, nor is that Libya's revolution has failed and throw the dictator, far left, seemingly has it all-bound and securely attached "to continue sending or pushed around, it depends. And that's when Egyptians began to Mubarak to Tunisian kicks and threw a Zine el Abidine, another integral mess, it seemed that the citizenship of the countries of north Africa were to achieve transition to democracy to the beat of popular revolution, which as we understand Communists are especially excited for obvious reasons. Therefore, the anxiety that grips us now is more than justified because the Libyan people not only going to get put to Qaddafi and establish a democratic regime but the failure of the Libyan revolution will bring an era of bloody repression the scheme against the rebels. And therefore, the committee's decision NATO's security to give tow the Libyan dictator, forgive me, leaves me somewhat puzzled because I have mixed feelings.

The affair began a few days ago, in the counterattack of Gaddafi - has already provided successful - when the French President, Carla Bruni's husband, one that Sarkozy - or as you type - had the idea of \u200b\u200bdeclaring "sole interlocutor for Libya," the committee that the rebels have set as the provisional government. At that time, France, its President, had taken a gamble in the worst possible time, but at the same time had given the rebels Libyan air, which were put to the sword by the army of Colonel crazy. Of these powders are these muds and NATO has been "forced" to give for their eating the French president, because France is Andorra, a declaration authorizing armed intervention against the Libyan dictator. The joy of the Libyan rebel is justified, but it is premature and the chosen path is dangerous because it calls into question the principle of national sovereignty, knocking the established paradigm of "non interference" in internal affairs of countries. Hence Don Cayo Lara, General Coordinator of Izquierda Unida has declared that his organization is against the "invasion" of Libya, arguing that war is a hypocrite because it responds to economic interests rather than humanitarian. Also, Don Cayo, has taken the opportunity to criticize ZP and nothing for his firm support for NATO reflected in this war of occupation.

inevitably bring up what happened in Spain between 1936 and 1939, when the policy of "no interference" in internal affairs of countries not to violate the principle of national sovereignty resulted in forty years of Franco dictatorship . But it would be unfair to equate things. In the Civil War itself was foreign intervention, what happens is that basically in favor of one side, Franco, while the "democratic" countries cowardly hiding behind the principle of noninterference. In the case of Libya there was no foreign intervention, so far, for either side and the NATO intervention violated the principle of noninterference in internal affairs that countries have to resolve in exercising its national sovereignty . However, in the case of Libya, the principle of non-interference to a certain death sentence and a period of harsh repression of the population, especially in the areas where the rebellion has succeeded.

is also true that the NATO intervention in Libya is produced, rather than supporting the rebels, on economic issues fossil fuels and international relations. Otherwise, NATO aircraft also would be giving Pasadita through the airspace of Yemen, where his government - or whatever you have there - is killing its people in cold blood by the terrible crime of peacefully demonstrating against the regime. So, with all due respect, I agree with Lara Cayo and yes I agree with Lara Cayo. Thus, I am dual, contradictory, what can we do, I've always been like that, I have no choice nor do I want to have.