Friday, March 18, 2011

Doctor To See For Hemorroids

FRIENDS COME AND SOUL

Rajoy, Mariano, President of the PP, which is the Time to Party it's up to rule the next time - you are already on it demoscopic polls - has come to Valencia for Fallas ninots failure and found the Molt Honorable President of the Generalitat (Valencia), Francisco Camps and Mrs. Rita Barbera, Mayor of Cap i Casal (Valencia), in the flesh, awaiting him in the brand new TGV station in the capital Levant, not "rebellious." No one is aware that the reason for the visit is the election campaign for regional and municipal elections to be held - so to speak - on 22 May, in which if no one remedy the PP will give a decisive step bipartite transit the single party. Given that the candidate for President of the Generalitat (Valencia) is Don Francisco Camps, the current occupant of Palau, and it is alleged by the web of corruption and illegal funding of PP is known as "case Gürtel (belt in German) in Spain and "the three suits" in here, no one should miss the cuddles and have been dispensed Graciet Rajoy y Camps, as if they were "friends of the soul."

The ensuing and inevitable question to be asked is whether Camps need to Rajoy as much as this to that, given that the last polls published portend for the late País Valenciano party an overwhelming majority of the seagull, based on the electoral collapse of the PSOE and the inability of the left, unable to even fish in troubled waters. It is possible that, as one friend of mine, the party that obtains more votes than the abstention, but that does not worry because no candidate for obvious reasons, so it will be the dominant party PP - no word yet if only - in Les Corts Valencianes, but we like now. That is why the question is whether Rajoy come to Valencia to support Camps or, conversely, to what is coming is to rely on Camps. In any event, even if the pose is more theatrical and false Seville's hard, what is indisputable is that the image leaves no doubt, Camps and Rajoy, Rajoy y Camps, both mounted, mounted both are "friends of the soul." And over political corruption, illegal financing of the PP, suits, belts and other petty peccadilloes, it is love that triumphs, as in Brokeback Mountain. And meanwhile, Dona Rita Barbera is lobbing the vicinity of the happy couple, trying to get in the shot to scratch a vote distracted, but she did not need it because it will wipe out even more than Camps, and without surveys, with two.

A friend of mine says he is shocked, it sounds to Italian joke compared to that which is to be mounted in the lively Levante happy and that he intended to appear at the Plaza del Caudillo - Town Hall Square today - to yell at Camps and Rajoy "That kiss! That kiss!". I do not know if you have done, because sometimes you lose your big mouth that God has given and because the TV does not leave the system to make "fans" getting cuddles, without any "red descogorciá" empastre it all with their crazy. Anyway, the 22M will be, if I mistake not, a preheating of what will be the tremendous lashes that the electorate will give the other party of Time, the PSOE, in order to dispose of its site that it's up now, PP, while the left and will enough not to go back. And in a few years, God willing, in Spain will dawn. And if you do not believe me, time to time.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

How Ot Hang A Scarf Valande

Muhammad

Zapatero
out the udder and the waves to be heard Wade warm gelatinous liquid nutritional and effluvia whose echoes reach the nasal appendages alert Yogi (Méndez - UGT) and Booboo ( Toxo - CCOO), who have permanently ears pricked, if something falls, you know, as the Baltic crucerito to whet your appetite and such. Come and Muhammad, all of you, reads the frontispiece of Moncloa, without number, and a ZP with tits to the wind, which Maja Desnuda, screaming at world "let the union come to me." And, of course, the temptation is too hard for someone like Yogi and Booboo have as their ultimate aspiration to follow public sucking the udder, the inexhaustible source of grants, which otherwise do not exist. It is a mystery, as the record X which live in the last dying wisps of what was once the Land of Valencia, where no one votes for the PP but this party wins absolute majority, for that.

The first President buxom Minister of Spain, Zapatero I (The Convert), has called a breastfeeding room, ready for that purpose in the back room of his mansion monclovita where Ramoncín once smoked a cheerleading with Gonzalez, leaders of trade unions suckers vertical mamporreros - What language! Will have to give me spoonfuls of castor oil, as in the good old days - to give the breast, you see them bloodless. Okay, in reality, blood, blood is said, they never had, but now they are starving, hungry, as if they had been weaned soon and go with your mouth open all day, asking nursing. Mamoneo clear that ZP is not free and that is sly old fox has already filled the "receive" and prepared the bill, a bill that otherwise will not pay the suckers but us normal people workers and workers who do not have access to the udder of a Yogi and Booboo sucklings. To us, tell us the will to collect and Toxo Mendez sucking and ZP does not support or checks or promissory notes, cash must be given all our "cash money" or pay in kind, or all at once, to let us clean dust and straw. Hold on the bill that we pass the buxom president for the suckers weaned to consist "in the concept of breastfeeding" payment in the form of "non-retroactivity of collective agreements, wherever any of that" and "reference to productivity in wage determination, without a floor and ceiling, of course, and we come with the signature to the mamonerío present in weaned, that to you, workers, voted to suck to taste.

We have no settlement. We are not stupid because we train, if not, you would now. For all we meneamos at once is to do the jerk with a vuvuzela in a sports arena. Yes, yes, do not cross, this is what you get, a spade a spade. Someone had to tell him. He has touched me, what can we do? We are a race of wimps, Mandango, "apollardaos" Boobies, Cam, cenutrios (and also all those epithets put them in the feminine singular and plural, that yes there is equality) and many other things I will not say for education. We have what we deserve, no more no less. That's not going anywhere. Or ginger up already, or sink us all. You will see what they do, but if they pulled / as on the couch, I'm sorry, we will take the ass.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Mammal Respiration Rates

ALL OF YOU EXPECTING A SIGN.

My friend Nicholas, who is a sensible and fair, has reached the point of being waiting for a signal to renew their faith. Make no mistake, Nicholas and I share those religious beliefs are not in danger because the signal and we got a long time to open a history book either by page they want, I'm talking about their political faith, faith in the PSOE. So far the policy issue was a matter of pseudo-scientific, that is, one has their ideological faith (one is an anarchist, communist, social democratic, liberal, progressive, liberal, conservative, conservative Carlist Falangist fool ...) and then looks to see which party contemplates his faith among his ideological heritage: "trial and error", if it goes well, olé, and if it goes wrong, path, door, rail, goodbye. So, until the present time, political parties were acronyms, tools, means to an end, which in this case is the transformation of society based on some paradigms given ideological. From now on, however, this is a matter of faith and wait, possibly sitting on a sign, call or whatever.

How did it come to this? You know it's hard to explain, because social phenomena are "per se" the result of a process we do not know when it started, in which affected various factors that influence not know what was real and we do not know how or when it will end. But in my humble opinion I think that this process should weigh heavily the fact that today many people have discovered evidence that the PSOE is not a left party, nor right, nor has defined ideology, is a mass party that aims to incorporate all the ideologies, and I mean all I say all, not some, to govern. Govern, in this context, is an end in itself and not a means to an end, we said before, to transform society. In addition to this factor alone is quite enlightening, must be added to the reissue of Time dynastic parties Bourbon Restoration, which has corseted choice for many voters, which today does not choice is to vote for one of the parties or abstain Time when he has to govern "other." Hence we've gone from a paradigm immanent election programs, another important, the sign of faith. Or so it seems to me I'm wrong but misses a gun fair.

In this situation, I myself am a believer - even heretical to the Catholic Church, which is a service business - and I say that if you expect a sign that will sit down for a while. Nicholas wants to believe and expect that his party, the PSOE, to send a signal that has not lost faith and thereby strengthen his own, what happens is that the Socialist Party can not send more signals and clearer. The PSOE has four years to send signals, each time with more intensity, which passes is that, from experience I tell you, the faithful do not want to see them because they are mixed signals, antithetical, damaging to their faith. The signals sent by the PSOE, however, for we have pulled the bandage covered his view we are very clear, are abundantly enlightening, and say that this party is not a left-wing political force nor intended. The option left to the left of PSOE voters is: either sit and wait for the signal they want to reach them - and that will never come -; good internal rebellions dream izquierdicen the PSOE, well drunk, or refrain vote, to participate and all, sulking. I tell them, and tell Nicholas to throw the band covering their eyes and look, there's plenty to see, that there leftist political parties, national, regional, regional, local and even dels Països Catalans, and to vote their conscience. Ideology and political parties are different things and do not necessarily have to match.

Friday, March 11, 2011

How To Make Wool Whiter

VIRTUAL POLITICS IN A COUNTRY OF SPAIN IS SINKING

You know, especially if by chance live in the last shreds left standing of the nearly extinct Valencia, politicians, and generally from Councilman Valdeconejos celebrations of Up to the Prime Minister of Spain, living in a place different from the rest of mortals, located on the other side of the mirror and address unknown, so they can not send you letters. It is true, however, is not the same as Councilman Up Valdeconejos celebrations is crazy, it is the Prime Minister of Spain, for obvious reasons not be bothered to expose. But in any case, the incontrovertible fact is that they all, without exception known - that of having and is careful not to appear - the "kingdom" of our political representatives is not of this world but another. For example, do not know if you'll recall, certainly not that of "Come on Wheels" or the well-known "Spain is good," which are "greatests hits" in that "schizophrenia institutional 'suffering as our politicians insinuate themselves into the positions and politics becomes a profession. Maybe they should include in the curriculum of vocational training: Higher Degree ratchet Looting Political and Treasury, "for example.

Well, nothing, embedded in this dynamic, situation or whatever you call it, you can see how our politicians are engaged in highbrow discussions on the existence of such important, substantial and important as the "Bus" or we can be delighted with the grant of 20 € wing government of Spain, via the Ministry of hallucinations and other trifles of similar substance, promises to motor vehicle owners to change a few tires in theory save a lot if they did, but neither are nor are they expected, and to top it, if you can stand it, but I do not recommend, may be exposed to anything that to see the Molt Honorable President of the Generalitat (Valencia), Francisco Camps, happily sign, to the amused gaze of the President of the PP, Mariano Rajoy, a document, commitment to honesty, transparency and honesty of politicians. Surely you know more examples of this apology of the absurd and the grotesque more "valleinclanesco" but would be useless to give further details or listing them, because why? Total ...

Parallel or concomitantly, as you wish, a virtual policy in a country lie about the other, the politics of truth in a real country, I do not know which is worse. This policy, which deals with real things in a perishable world, has more serious consequences on our present and our future, for example, just to mention some outstanding performances: there is labor market reform, the law of sustainable economy, the pension reform, the pact between the government, employers and UGT and CCOO life to screw us today, tomorrow and forever more. You know I already told you this would not be so, that the greed of those who rule, economic power, what the outdated call "big business" is insatiable and had no more than an aperitif. Nothing, here come the recesses in the new "set", or are, blow on the backs of the "sans-coulotte" - the mob, the mob, the service - announced by us, the doomsayers of the end the world and the Prime Minister of Spain, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero that I do not know if you know, just saying the damn word " align wages and productivity," which will be part of a "package measures broader "including the" No extension "of collective agreements - and you know that this sounds like Chinese, but I will say that when Yogi and Booboo (Méndez de UGT and CCOO Toxo), to continue to breastfeed sign a new issue of decommissioning any shadow of former labor movement, sometimes monkish procession, have time to pull each other's hair and beard - and that must result from application after the agreement or surrender, see whatever you want, "the unions".

So, we have to do as Ruiz Mateos, the head of the clan of New Rumasa - Let you hit, milk! Remember? - that is, send Letters to the President asking him to "not let us down" and see what happens. The truth is that Jose Maria has not done any good to send letters to Booty, nor do I believe that we serve not send them to ZP, Rajoy or the other of the Shift, but I do not think we gain much from what are you doing so far, that is it, nothing at all. You will see what they do, but something will have to do, I say.